All right, All right, two things right off the bat… First one, yeah… I’ve been busy, but FPL lives on and soon we will return it to its former glory and beyond. Second, there need be no puntastic title for this post… Sometimes in feasts, in titles, and in life, all you need is the essence of thing, simple, focused, perfect.
Beef feast… who does that??..? In a time when pork holds the (unenviable) crown as king of the oft eaten animals, it takes real guts to put an ode to the humble bovine on your menu. Having had the opportunity to sample many the beef dish at Palena (full disclosure… former employee), I knew as soon as I heard the beef feast existed that I would have to go experience it for myself. A six course, family style meal to be enjoyed with no less than six people. Well FPL readers that time has finally come… and gone. Since I was not able to make the meal last forever I will now have to make do with documenting it on FPL for posterity.
Beef Feast 2011
Where to start… well obviously with a crudo…

Would that I had taken a picture before we dug in... Or for that matter if only wordpress would allow me to rotate this picture 90 degrees clockwise...
This dish was tiny pieces of hand cut tenderloin laid out with Parmesan reggiano, arugula, and olive oil. To be fair, those not accustomed to this sort of dish weren’t won over by it however for those who were, it was a great start, a subtle and primal dish which eased us in to the meal to come.

If only my fish tank were this clear...
Next came the beef consomme…
- Oxtail consomme with (among other things) turnip ravioli. When this dish came out I heard a lot of, “turnip ravioli?”, but five minutes later not a bowl among the ten of us had anything left inside. Soup like this is very hard to explain outside of saying, super good(although I’ll try). It’s meaty and sweet from vegetables, its light but very flavorful, it’s accompaniments ensure that no two bites are the same and you are guaranteed to wish you had a bigger spoon. If you’ve never had consomme at Palena…
- After soup? Well heart and tongue of course…
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Served family style, plated for easier FPL photography...
- As opposed to the crudo which as I said did not completely win over the less adventurous eaters in the party… this dish, which was definitely the one they were the most nervous about, converted them for life!!! The braised tounge and grilled heart were fantastic, however the accompaniments on this dish should not be overlooked. The peppery marinated watermelon radish, the rich and bitter punterella lettuce tossed in Ceaser dressing, the sweet caramelized onions, and the herbaceous green sauce took this dish waaay over the top (tied with the steak dish for my favorite).
- Next up oxtail vachinara…
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Toasted spaghetti...

Chef Boyardee can suck it!!!
Coda alla Vachinara, the roman oxtail stew with tomato, pinenuts and raisins, has long been one of my Palena favorites. Here it’s served on the bone and its every bit as delicious as I remembered. Flavored with a bit of cinnamon, this dish fulfills every meat lovers wildest dreams, super meaty (beefaroni be damned, this is the beefiest), slightly sweet, bright complex flavors, served with toasty spaghetti… Killer dish!
Hopefully at this point you won’t have stuffed yourself so full that you’re not sure how you can keep eating because it ain’t over yet…

Holy cow!!! (HAHAHAHA I am not funny)
Entree… As if any of the last three courses couldn’t have stood up as entrees… What would a beef feast be with out a piece of steak but oh lord what piece of steak. This house cured piece of ribeye blew me away. I can’t for the life of me figure out how it can possibly be cost efficient to serve a piece of beef this good. This meal truly has to be the best value in town ($65!!!). The beef was served simply in true Ruta fashion with just some simple marinated beans, some lemony greens, and a horseradish cream, (it was a dream, you know what I mean, the beef wasn’t lean…). I am running out of superlatives, but that sh*t was amazing!!!
No. More. Meat… No problem. Time to take advantage of another little bovine byproduct… Milk. Take the milk, add a little of this, pinch of that, shake it up and what do you get? Cow cheese (ridiculous mischaracterization of the cheese making process)!!! Sadly at this point after several cocktails and glasses of wine, I forgot to record the name of the cheese or take a picture but rest assured I will find out the name and edit it in here later.
Last course…
Take the milk, add a dash of this, a palm full of that, freeze it up eh viola… Buttermilk icecream (even more egregious misrepresentation of how to make icecream).

Last but not least...
In what was a great, reasonably light finish to our symphony of cow, we had buttermilk ice cream, poached blood orange and some simple sugar cookies. Soooo. Fuuullllll.
Well FPL readers, if you haven’t already decided to go get this for yourself then you are either vegetarian, or have some screws loose. If you can’t find enough people, call me up… I’ll go again.
-Cow loving beef eater